I am the Evil Genius
After the events of last night, I am sorry to inform everyone that the world did in fact end, and what we are currently experiencing is merely a figment of my massive imagination.
You read that correctly. Every thought, every sensation, everything that exists is now just the rapid firing of the nuerons and synapses in my brain during the last few nanoseconds before it completely disintegrates.
Considering this possibility as fact is known to lead to madness unless you hit upon the phrase, “I think, therefore I am.” Although, when you think about it, even your brains are a figment of my imagination, so while it might be a comforting thought to you, it doesn’t change reality…
Enjoy your existence!
Note: If you start seeing an abnormally high number of references to the following things, have no worries, as this is just part of the normal functioning of my brain:
- Pickles
- Onomatopoeia
- An increased density of truly stupid puns.
